As you should all be aware, everything (like my blog) was inspired by something (like the people in my life). Due to certain events, I will be focusing on the something this week instead of the everything. However, to make up for it, I will double up on posts next week and the world will soon balance itself out.
You will be okay.
Translation: See you all next Monday!
In the meantime, you should totally read the first three installments of Paternity:
Or, if that’s super lame to you, I hear my horrid attempt at flash fiction has the #3 most views on the whole blog. (Flash fiction means it will take you like 8 seconds to read. Come on, do you have 8 seconds? I think you do.)
Are you disappointed in me? Tell me why or why not in the comments below (answers will be graded based on grammar, spelling, length, and depth of content. Spambots immediately get a zero on the assignment).